Blood and Ice Cream Trilogiolus

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Blood and Ice Cream Trilogiolus is a rare disease that results from the lack of Simon Pegg or Nick Frost on the television screen. Common symptoms of the problem are:
1. No desire to kill zombies.
2. Failure to curse at any provocation.
3. Cranberry Juice.
4. Urge to eat a cornetto.
5. TimeSplitters 2

If you or any of your loved ones have ever experienced any of these symptoms, please call 1-800-HOT-FUZZ. They will provide you with a temporary copy of one of the volumes of the trilogy until the crisis is averted.

Yes, I have heard of people dying from this disease before. Any questions?

~Dooj