Baconed

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H1N1 has evolved into something far more sinister. It is known on the streets as the P-virus. In fact, we had portents of this disease in a recent movie that in light of the achievements of the P-virus is far scarier now.

Symptoms of the P-virus are: Using the work oink as a verb, growing hooves instead of feet, eyes becoming extremely sensitive and red and a thirst for the bacon cut on a human being. Treatment is explained in this movie. It even won an Oscar so you know it's true.

~Dooj